Actual News Headlines

• Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
• Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
• Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
• Farmer Bill Dies in House
• Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
• Stud Tires Out
• Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
• British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
• Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
• Eye Drops off Shelf
• Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
• Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
• Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
• Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
• Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
• Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
• Miners Refuse to Work after Death
• Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
• Stolen Painting Found by Tree
• Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
• Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
• Drunken Drivers Paid $1000
• `84 War Dims Hope for Peace
• If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
• Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
• Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
• Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
• Deer Kill 17,000
• Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
• Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
• New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
• Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
• Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
• Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
• Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
• British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
• Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
• Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
• Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
• New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
• Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
• Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
• Air Head Fired
• Steals Clock, Faces Time
• Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
• Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
• Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
• Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
• Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
• Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
• Include your Children when Baking Cookies

More Actual News Headlines

Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
  The Los Angeles Times, November 2

Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
  Journal of Commerce, April 20

Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person
  The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2

Lack of brains hinders research
  The Columbus Dispatch, April 16

How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem,
  says author Louise Hart Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, Feb. 5

'Light' meals are lower in fat, calories
  Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30

Alcohol ads promote drinking
  The Hartford Courant, November 18

Malls try to attract shoppers
  The Baltimore Sun, October 22

Official: Only rain will cure drought
  The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
  Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995

Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us
  Holland Sentinal, date unknown.

Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut
  The New York Times, November 22

Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men
  The Sunday Oregonian, September 24

Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
  Newsday, July 11

Man shoots neighbor with machete
  The Miami Herald, July 3

Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes
  The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30

Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones
  Study Shows The New York Times, March 10

Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
  The Los Angeles Times, March 2

Scientists see quakes in L.A. future
  The Oregonian, January 28

Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning
  The Buffalo News, February 26

Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold
  Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26

Economist uses theory to explain economy
  Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8

Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity
  The Chicago Tribune, March 5

Bible church's focus is the Bible
  Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994

Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons
  Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6

Fish lurk in streams
  Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29