The RULES

1. The female ALWAYS makes the rules.

2. THE RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT ANY TIME without prior notification.

3. NO MALE CAN  POSSIBLY  KNOW  THE RULES.

4. If the female suspects the male knows the RULES, she must immediately change some of the rules.

5. THE FEMALE IS NEVER  WRONG.

6. If the female appears to be wrong, it is because of a FLAGRANT  MISUNDERSTANDING  which was the DIRECT RESULT of something the male did or said wrong.

7. If rule six (6) applies, the male must APOLOGIZE  IMMEDIATELY for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The female can change her mind at any point in time with no penalty.

9. The male may NEVER CHANGE HIS MIND without the expressed written consent of the female.

10. The female has every right to be ANGRY OR UPSET at any time.

11. The male MUST  REMAIN  CALM at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The female must, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, let the male know whether or not she  wants him to be angry or upset.

13.  Any attempt to document these rules could result in SERIOUS BODILY HARM.

14.  If the female has PMS, all rules are NULL and VOID.

15.  The male cannot diagnose PMS.